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idiot mud jog (dba warrior dash)

Yesterday I drove north for three hours in my gas-guzzling Jeep Wrangler, to participate in the Lake Wales, Florida, 2011 Warrior Dash, a “mud crawling, fire leaping extreme run from hell.” Today, I am sitting here, back on my couch, wearing my furry Warrior Helmet with the two horns sticking out of it, to say [...]

IBF

So last night, I learned a very important thing: my imaginary boyfriend is a bit of a dooshbag. I learned that he’s a dooshbag … and only that he’s a dooshbag, with no more detail than that … while stopping for a quick drink at the water fountain, right in the middle of a timed [...]

homeland security advisory: SEVERE

Sorry … this is not my typical blog, but crap crap crap crap crap! BOTH MY SPIDER AND HIS WEB ARE GONE. Some freaking old person … probably the old crank in 4706 … DESTROYED MY SPIDER’S HOME AGAIN! And my spider? WHERE IS MY SPIDER? This completely sucks. These OLD people can’t even see [...]

get ‘im

You should have another child, to go along with the one you already have, I say to Brian on our way down to Hatteras. It’s Hour Six of the ten hour drive, and the conversation is positively sparkling. You can name him Dixon, and then, when you introduce them to people, you can say, ‘This [...]